Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable
genius.
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you
sign, that's how they get you!
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.
Web pages that don't render properly in eww are rarely
worth the visit.
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep
down I will never revisit.
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold
yourselves and start listening to the argument that is
being made in your name.
A firm opinion is only possible with a weak analysis.
Had your life come with history commands would you be more
inclined to undo or redo?
Coincidentally the canine God is called Namuh.
Thanks to AI instead of waiting for a slow response you get
a prompt one!
The bond between man and dog is a strong one and usually
comes in lengths of 3 or 5 meters.
Welcome to media without the social!
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to
the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.
As the pension age increases we should consider to adjust
the teen ages by introducing the twenteen right after
nineteen.
My dog is an intelligent breed, not a logical breed. She
searches for my hidden treasures in the room she's been
told to wait in.
Future problems are the best problems as the future never
arrives.
My productivity is a delicate ecosystem sustained by
silence and coffee.
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands
for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as
benign as it sounds.
Emacs bankruptcy just means your config is not sufficiently
large to be too big to fail.
Only vaguely knowing what you want is like laying a jigsaw
puzzle with no idea of what actual pattern you are trying
to piece together.
Risk and reward have very differing densities.
You should be happy I don't agree with you or all we were
left with would be uncomfortable silence.
The --force option is upsetting to many people who have
been forced to do something, mainly children.
Politically I'm a pine tree, I do not lean and I do not
move.
It was never a mystery why the bow and arrow was replaced
by the boomstick, the mystery is why the boomstick has not
been replaced by compassion.
No thoughts can grew in a hung over head.
Silence comes in so many varieties. It is a joy to collect
them all in uninterrupted solitude.
The concept of an AI friend is such a sad thought.
Emacs is a journey that all too often is terminated by the
voyager calling a cab to get back to civilization.
Math teaches us that perfection is a place we will only
ever see postcards from.
The religion market is saturating, mergers are inevitable
and future imam and priest demand will be uncertain in the
short and long term.
The only commandment you need to stay away from shell:
exit.
The more you reflect on yourself the less you know who you
are.
Most life choices are not dressed up as choices at all!
To jump into cold water is to spend one second suspended in
the air tasting inevitability.
Being so oblivious about your future selfs estetic
preferences to be able to tattoo stuff on your skin must
feel liberating.
Impressed father-in-law by hitting bulls eye with bow and
arrow and eyes closed. Not going to attempt this twice.
Life is a struggle between what you want to do, what people
around you expect you to do and what yet unwritten history
books might want you to do.
If you're uncertain where your mind is at a little archery
practise will tell you just how in the moment you are.
School is an important environment to practise failing at
things.
My dog seem to be of the mind that the pee stain is always
more yellow on the other side of the road.
For me as an introvert to complain about the volume of my
neighbors music to their face you better believe it was
bloody loud.
It's 2035 and some self-important asshole billionaire has
sold the exlusive rights to the moon to an advertising
firm. We are all suffering through 30s commercials looking
at the night sky.
Lets hope referring to our production environment as "the
patient" isn't adding to the karma tab.
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to
those times.
Eww is both my web browser and how I feel about the modern
web for the most part.
Politicians on average understand just as little about any
one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be
scary!
Pinza is Pizza for dyslectics.
Schrödingers technical debt, you don't have it unless you
go looking for it.
I want to emphasize I'm so over eating right now.
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A
branch-ausaurus!
If the younger generation believe the older generation to
be dinosaurs they ought to be more careful.
Google play store is absolute garbage much like amazon is
absolute garbage. Its a bloody race to the bottom and we're
approaching the goal posts.
Reading random indieweb blogs is soothing as people feel
relatable, unlike social media where its just barbies and
kens.
Sometimes I wish my legs were shorter so that I would have
an easier time to reach my daily 10k steps.
Meatsallad is really pushing the concept of a sallad but
its delicious regardless.
I know I can't possibly run from my problems, I can't even
run from my extra kilos.
The what-if phase of software development is the best phase
regardless of what comes next.
Shaving always leave me feeling 10 grams lighter and 10
years younger, highly recommended.
Fell asleep after work on the sofa hugging my dog, still
unclear who enjoyed that the most.
If I have already peaked it must have been a really small
peak for sure.
My father-in-law muttering to my mother-in-law: it's
taking too long for the murder to happen (he's reading
a thriller).
I can enjoy tea but I crave coffee.
Acutely aware that the rest of my life has already
commenced with me still searching for the map.
Lies are on average longer and more wordy than truths,
beware of long winding explanations.
If my robot lawn mower deems itself done after 10 minutes
of work, who am I to question its work morale?
The more abstract and complex the problem the more
assertive and certain the problem solver yielding
complexity as a shield against any critisism of the
proposed solution.
Having a dog enables enjoying solitude without looking like
a weirdo out on his own.
The old web was never lost, it just couldn't compete for
our attention.
My dog rests her head in my lap as if shes saying this one
is mine, all mine. She may well be right about that.
That fame is even a factor in elections to public office is
a disgrace, that it may be the only factor for parts of the
electorate is a disaster.
Invite complexity into your life and soon you will be
paying rent to it!
Perfection only exists in the abscence of competition.
Every morning waking up I have to piece together what I did
yesterday to keep traveling in a straight line.
Finally got around to implement per tag thoughts slowing
down the build five fold only to speed it up five times
again by utilising all cores.
AI just doesn't spark joy, I wonder if Marie Kondo would
have anything to suggest?
If Leonardo da Vinci could fake it until he made it then so
can you!
If you ever feel like a failure remember that really stupid
people never make mistakes they just operate.
Excuses leave through the mouth, that's why they're more
persuasive still lingering in your head.
Luxury is not something you afford, it's something someone
else will never dream to own.
Let's cut to the chase and introduce a modern grading
system based on internationally recognized emojis.
It's perculiar how most of the things that make life
enjoyable is also going to kill you in the end.
Focus is a shy and delicate animal it can only ever
flourish in quiet, out of sight.
For every opinion you hold to be true or important there is
some weirdo lurking online with the complete opposite
belief, you are also someones weirdo!
TIL: bash has builtin macro recording with the usual emacs
inspired shortcuts!
It's the marketing department, it's always the damned
marketing department!
People say they despise career politicians because they
have never held a real job. Do they not know they are all
sheep farmers?
No matter how much a man learns it won't make a dent on the
mountain of ignorance he carries on his back.
What are the chances of winning the in-laws lottery?
A people can only be truely ruled by first destroying its
imagination.
Family life is where focus goes do die.
Shoutout to all my geek philosophers, in vino sulfitas my
dudes!
Bittorrent pirates should only be judged by a jury of their
peers, they would always acquit!
Sometimes the only surefire way to have your dog come to
you is to run away from it.
If news is breaking we ought to fix it but it can probably
wait until tomorrow.
Paid products sneaking in ads fills me with inexplicable
rage like I was violated, good luck trying to sell me
anything that way!
Keep the tech stack to a minimum to maximize productivity.
Everybody has an asshole in their life, usually since
birth.
As we get older we grow more and more competent only to
have less and less time to yield it. Productive output is a
constant.