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📅 2024-12-17 @ 21:10
Apparently the president elect is borderline insane, he needs his meds and a world atlas.


📅 2024-11-18 @ 14:23
Journalists keep reiterating the totally unfounded idea that Elon Musk is of above average mental capacity when every available evidence points to the opposite conclusion, do they not understand how this reflect on themselves?


📅 2024-11-13 @ 09:45
According to my news sources the leader of the free world is going to be Beavis and Butthead.


📅 2024-11-06 @ 12:11
Enjoy your shit sandwich americans!


📅 2024-10-01 @ 10:39
Death and taxes has a nice ring to it until you realise that taxes don't apply to the rich and they're still working on the immortality bit.


📅 2024-09-13 @ 14:41
The mental picture of Putin wearing a diaper and playing with red crayons on the floor.


📅 2024-09-13 @ 11:32
I have a feeling this one trick pony is done carrying this poor excuse for a human being back to the white house.


📅 2024-08-27 @ 15:27
I wonder if people being full of themselves is something that is contagious and just has infected everyone or just the natural order of things.


📅 2024-08-25 @ 11:30
The people who are prone to radicalism are by nature not interested in finding non-violent solutions, the violence is already the end goal.


📅 2024-07-31 @ 10:31
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors of human freedom.


📅 2024-07-27 @ 10:30
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.


📅 2024-07-14 @ 11:08
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his way to power again right now.


📅 2024-07-14 @ 08:13
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too old, who will save us? Look it's Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!


📅 2024-07-05 @ 13:59
Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable genius.


📅 2024-07-03 @ 10:34
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you sign, that's how they get you!


📅 2024-07-01 @ 23:13
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold yourselves and start listening to the argument that is being made in your name.


📅 2024-06-27 @ 23:28
As the pension age increases we should consider to adjust the teen ages by introducing the twenteen right after nineteen.


📅 2024-06-24 @ 08:12
Politically I'm a pine tree, I do not lean and I do not move.


📅 2024-06-19 @ 08:48
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to those times.


📅 2024-06-18 @ 23:16
Politicians on average understand just as little about any one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be scary!


📅 2024-06-13 @ 21:02
That fame is even a factor in elections to public office is a disgrace, that it may be the only factor for parts of the electorate is a disaster.


📅 2024-06-10 @ 13:04
People say they despise career politicians because they have never held a real job. Do they not know they are all sheep farmers?


📅 2024-06-10 @ 09:41
A people can only be truely ruled by first destroying its imagination.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 18:44
Bittorrent pirates should only be judged by a jury of their peers, they would always acquit!


📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:51
New parliamentary title just dropped: amplifier of the house.


📅 2024-06-04 @ 11:55
Tolerance is a labyrinth with many dead ends.


📅 2024-06-04 @ 11:36
As long as we are banning the hijab, can we do the wimple next and what about socks and sandals?


📅 2024-05-12 @ 19:13
Instead of ending white male privilege we should expand it to all colors and genders!