I don't believe I have ever regretted not joining a
customer club.
Justice is certainly not a given, but it is a comfort
knowing every bloody asshole of this world is going down
one way or another given enough time.
Banks offering a service that requires the adults to
accompany a minor during the banks office hours that just
happen to coincide with school and normal peoples work
hours.
Scarcity is the desire multipier.
Egoists are particulary narrow minded humanists.
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all
about drinking coffee.
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently
considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to
pleasure way.
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on
top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity
collapses on top of itself.
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear
weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.
Taking things overly literally is a source of amusement.
Parting is the only way you get to see someone again.
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!
Future problems are the best problems as the future never
arrives.
Impressed father-in-law by hitting bulls eye with bow and
arrow and eyes closed. Not going to attempt this twice.
Shaving always leave me feeling 10 grams lighter and 10
years younger, highly recommended.
My father-in-law muttering to my mother-in-law: it's
taking too long for the murder to happen (he's reading
a thriller).
If you ever feel like a failure remember that really stupid
people never make mistakes they just operate.
A picture says more than a thousand words - exif headers
can be quite large.