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πŸ“… 2024-10-08 @ 09:37
If your software project is not a mess it only means its not yet ripe, give it time.


πŸ“… 2024-10-01 @ 14:24
Attain knowledge to level up only to end up spawning more idiots all around you, such is life.


πŸ“… 2024-10-01 @ 10:39
Death and taxes has a nice ring to it until you realise that taxes don't apply to the rich and they're still working on the immortality bit.


πŸ“… 2024-09-25 @ 15:34
Some people compare software development to legos, what they don't often say is that the pieces are more often than not of the wrong shape or colour for the task you're trying to accomplish.


πŸ“… 2024-09-19 @ 17:46
Relative and absolute arguments are incompatible, there is no way to bridge them and preserve a coherent discussion.


πŸ“… 2024-09-17 @ 11:40
My boss and co-workers were so preoccupied with whether they should that they never stopped to wonder if they actually could.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 14:41
The mental picture of Putin wearing a diaper and playing with red crayons on the floor.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:36
There is a certain elegance to these solutions that never would have been if not for piecemeal system growth. I can appreciate their ludicrous complexity in the abstract.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:32
I have a feeling this one trick pony is done carrying this poor excuse for a human being back to the white house.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:29
I'm a collector of hobbies, I really ought to focus my attention but somebody has to specialise in generalism.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:26
We all do what we must to distract ourselves from the fact that we are no longer young.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:23
Some obsessions just feel pretty good.


πŸ“… 2024-09-05 @ 07:48
The simpler my pleasures the greater my wealth.


πŸ“… 2024-09-04 @ 11:47
Taking the compulsive compliance asserting course at work is just me trying to click buttons in shortest amount of time possible.


πŸ“… 2024-09-04 @ 11:45
My lawnmower knows no boundaries, it's a free spirit.


πŸ“… 2024-09-02 @ 13:15
Employee recognition schemes are truely awful for anyone not getting recognized, I would think they are on the whole net negative.


πŸ“… 2024-08-28 @ 18:58
The people who will criticise you for putting cream in your carbonara don't even know to use curry in their bolognese!


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 17:27
Scoop: I love chicken soup.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 17:24
I don't believe I have ever regretted not joining a customer club.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:44
Google Family Link is so bad I can only assume malice at this point.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:36
Specs is always the worst part of any project and mocks and stubs are the worst parts of any spec.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:31
Effective project leaders are much like yetis, you can make what you want out of that.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:27
I wonder if people being full of themselves is something that is contagious and just has infected everyone or just the natural order of things.


πŸ“… 2024-08-26 @ 20:07
Parenting would be far easier had not so many parents already left walk over from the very beginning.


πŸ“… 2024-08-26 @ 20:00
Life is only deemed precious in times when doing so is considered affordable.


πŸ“… 2024-08-25 @ 11:37
The promise of a rainy day is to do pretty much nothing without feeling too bad about it.


πŸ“… 2024-08-25 @ 11:30
The people who are prone to radicalism are by nature not interested in finding non-violent solutions, the violence is already the end goal.


πŸ“… 2024-08-23 @ 17:31
Justice is certainly not a given, but it is a comfort knowing every bloody asshole of this world is going down one way or another given enough time.


πŸ“… 2024-08-23 @ 17:27
Banks offering a service that requires the adults to accompany a minor during the banks office hours that just happen to coincide with school and normal peoples work hours.


πŸ“… 2024-08-20 @ 22:14
Urges are deep sea creatures, perpetually biding their time below, waiting for the most opportune moment to drag you under.


πŸ“… 2024-08-19 @ 23:09
Hangry already in anticipation of returning to my diet.


πŸ“… 2024-08-19 @ 20:56
My robot mower successfully docked itself tonight, they grow up so fast!


πŸ“… 2024-08-19 @ 20:44
The things I know about Emacs is only surpassed by the things I am yet to discover about Emacs.


πŸ“… 2024-08-19 @ 08:07
My age just caught up with my shoe size, now what?


πŸ“… 2024-08-18 @ 21:16
Adventure never did meet Comfort.


πŸ“… 2024-08-16 @ 09:18
Extremism is taking the easy path.


πŸ“… 2024-08-16 @ 09:17
Even when less is more, just about right remains just about right.


πŸ“… 2024-08-16 @ 09:12
Even though you are just an extra in most peoples lives at least you made it to the big screen.


πŸ“… 2024-08-14 @ 11:36
The two most popular adhesive tapes used at my work is red tape and duct tape.


πŸ“… 2024-08-13 @ 09:59
Let the extra kilos go, if they were ever truly love handles they will find their way back.


πŸ“… 2024-08-09 @ 17:01
Scarcity is the desire multipier.


πŸ“… 2024-08-09 @ 13:07
Egoists are particulary narrow minded humanists.


πŸ“… 2024-08-09 @ 09:07
Snakes are really hard working animals, they're all about making ends meet.


πŸ“… 2024-08-09 @ 09:05
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all about drinking coffee.


πŸ“… 2024-08-08 @ 08:42
I'm a not practising minimalist.


πŸ“… 2024-08-08 @ 08:34
In the fight between heart and mind the mind is left wondering what the hell just happened.


πŸ“… 2024-08-07 @ 18:03
Sometimes it feels like I don't have enough time for my watch collection!


πŸ“… 2024-08-07 @ 12:21
My robot lawn mower has taken on extra work as an apple purΓ©e machine, it has ambitions beyond the upkeep of my garden!


πŸ“… 2024-08-07 @ 10:59
Working as a software developer is all about translation; translating ideas into code, translating lousy ideas into passable ones, translating hours at a desk into poor posture and body aches.


πŸ“… 2024-08-07 @ 09:04
The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior experiences thereof.


πŸ“… 2024-08-06 @ 16:32
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.


πŸ“… 2024-08-05 @ 13:37
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to pleasure way.


πŸ“… 2024-08-05 @ 09:45
I must admit I am gloating at the notion that AI has hit a wall, what humanist could ever be rooting for AI?

#ai


πŸ“… 2024-08-05 @ 09:42
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily stupidity of corporate procedures.


πŸ“… 2024-08-04 @ 13:16
I am a soft kernel of dreams within a hard shell of musts.


πŸ“… 2024-08-03 @ 12:03
Teaching myself moderation might be my most extreme endeavour to date.


πŸ“… 2024-07-31 @ 10:31
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors of human freedom.


πŸ“… 2024-07-28 @ 05:02
Apologies to my body, I had the best of intentions attempting to work out!


πŸ“… 2024-07-27 @ 16:40
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity collapses on top of itself.


πŸ“… 2024-07-27 @ 10:30
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.


πŸ“… 2024-07-26 @ 20:56
It seems there was a jungle hiding inside my garden all this time and all it needed was for me to go on vacation for a few weeks.


πŸ“… 2024-07-23 @ 09:39
The available emacs solutions to problems I don't have makes me longing for more problems of my own.


πŸ“… 2024-07-22 @ 08:33
Taking things overly literally is a source of amusement.


πŸ“… 2024-07-19 @ 17:23
With knowledge comes dissapointment in others.


πŸ“… 2024-07-17 @ 22:25
Parting is the only way you get to see someone again.


πŸ“… 2024-07-17 @ 22:22
I believe everyone need to stuff themselves full and get slightly tipsy once in a while.


πŸ“… 2024-07-15 @ 08:56
Morning coffee and silence is the foundation on which a new day is built.


πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 11:11
Watching my dogs reaction to breaking news I've concluded my dog is on to something.


πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 11:08
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his way to power again right now.


πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 08:13
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too old, who will save us? Look it's Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!


πŸ“… 2024-07-13 @ 23:31
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.


πŸ“… 2024-07-12 @ 08:10
An all you can eat buffΓ© makes it sound like either a competition or someone emptying their fridge of anything still edible.


πŸ“… 2024-07-11 @ 08:29
A dog treat you in accordance with your treats.


πŸ“… 2024-07-10 @ 22:00
Fighting between siblings is part asserting of dominance, part entertainment, never does it make sense to the casual observer.


πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:15
Speaking another language is like becoming another person, perhaps we're only ourselves when quiet.


πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:11
Eating is a ritual that informs the stomach of the current time.


πŸ“… 2024-07-08 @ 15:37
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.


πŸ“… 2024-07-07 @ 22:14
That which is practical is never going to be sexy, these qualities are just incongruent.


πŸ“… 2024-07-06 @ 10:10
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:30
We should rename the bird TΓΌrkiye just to mess with a certain autocrat.


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:23
Intermittent eating and the worrying diet is not for everyone, always consult your doctor.


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 13:59
Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable genius.


πŸ“… 2024-07-04 @ 13:32
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.


πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 10:34
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you sign, that's how they get you!


πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 09:51
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.


πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 19:15
Web pages that don't render properly in eww are rarely worth the visit.


πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 08:42
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep down I will never revisit.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 23:13
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold yourselves and start listening to the argument that is being made in your name.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 22:49
A firm opinion is only possible with a weak analysis.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:43
Had your life come with history commands would you be more inclined to undo or redo?


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:37
Coincidentally the canine God is called Namuh.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:17
Thanks to AI instead of waiting for a slow response you get a prompt one!

#ai


πŸ“… 2024-06-30 @ 20:09
The bond between man and dog is a strong one and usually comes in lengths of 3 or 5 meters.


πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 11:06
Welcome to media without the social!


πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 09:11
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:28
As the pension age increases we should consider to adjust the teen ages by introducing the twenteen right after nineteen.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:19
My dog is an intelligent breed, not a logical breed. She searches for my hidden treasures in the room she's been told to wait in.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 18:26
Future problems are the best problems as the future never arrives.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 15:00
My productivity is a delicate ecosystem sustained by silence and coffee.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 08:39
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as benign as it sounds.