(macroexpand 'brain)

πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 11:11
Watching my dogs reaction to breaking news I've concluded my dog is on to something.

πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 11:08
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his way to power again right now.

πŸ“… 2024-07-14 @ 08:13
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too old, who will save us? Look it's Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!

πŸ“… 2024-07-13 @ 23:31
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.

πŸ“… 2024-07-12 @ 08:10
An all you can eat buffΓ© makes it sound like either a competition or someone emptying their fridge of anything still edible.

πŸ“… 2024-07-11 @ 08:29
A dog treat you in accordance with your treats.

πŸ“… 2024-07-10 @ 22:00
Fighting between siblings is part asserting of dominance, part entertainment, never does it make sense to the casual observer.

πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:15
Speaking another language is like becoming another person, perhaps we're only ourselves when quiet.

πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:11
Eating is a ritual that informs the stomach of the current time.

πŸ“… 2024-07-08 @ 15:37
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.

πŸ“… 2024-07-07 @ 22:14
That which is practical is never going to be sexy, these qualities are just incongruent.

πŸ“… 2024-07-06 @ 10:10
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!

πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:30
We should rename the bird TΓΌrkiye just to mess with a certain autocrat.

πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:23
Intermittent eating and the worrying diet is not for everyone, always consult your doctor.

πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 13:59
Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable genius.

πŸ“… 2024-07-04 @ 13:32
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.

πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 10:34
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you sign, that's how they get you!

πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 09:51
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.

πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 19:15
Web pages that don't render properly in eww are rarely worth the visit.

πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 08:42
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep down I will never revisit.

πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 23:13
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold yourselves and start listening to the argument that is being made in your name.

πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 22:49
A firm opinion is only possible with a weak analysis.

πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:43
Had your life come with history commands would you be more inclined to undo or redo?

πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:37
Coincidentally the canine God is called Namuh.

πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:17
Thanks to AI instead of waiting for a slow response you get a prompt one!


πŸ“… 2024-06-30 @ 20:09
The bond between man and dog is a strong one and usually comes in lengths of 3 or 5 meters.

πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 11:06
Welcome to media without the social!

πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 09:11
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.

πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:28
As the pension age increases we should consider to adjust the teen ages by introducing the twenteen right after nineteen.

πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:19
My dog is an intelligent breed, not a logical breed. She searches for my hidden treasures in the room she's been told to wait in.

πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 18:26
Future problems are the best problems as the future never arrives.

πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 15:00
My productivity is a delicate ecosystem sustained by silence and coffee.

πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 08:39
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as benign as it sounds.

πŸ“… 2024-06-26 @ 13:22
Emacs bankruptcy just means your config is not sufficiently large to be too big to fail.

πŸ“… 2024-06-25 @ 22:33
Only vaguely knowing what you want is like laying a jigsaw puzzle with no idea of what actual pattern you are trying to piece together.

πŸ“… 2024-06-25 @ 22:22
Risk and reward have very differing densities.

πŸ“… 2024-06-24 @ 14:36
You should be happy I don't agree with you or all we were left with would be uncomfortable silence.

πŸ“… 2024-06-24 @ 08:15
The --force option is upsetting to many people who have been forced to do something, mainly children.

πŸ“… 2024-06-24 @ 08:12
Politically I'm a pine tree, I do not lean and I do not move.

πŸ“… 2024-06-23 @ 15:32
It was never a mystery why the bow and arrow was replaced by the boomstick, the mystery is why the boomstick has not been replaced by compassion.

πŸ“… 2024-06-23 @ 14:59
No thoughts can grew in a hung over head.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 22:53
Silence comes in so many varieties. It is a joy to collect them all in uninterrupted solitude.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 22:50
The concept of an AI friend is such a sad thought.


πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 18:03
Emacs is a journey that all too often is terminated by the voyager calling a cab to get back to civilization.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 11:45
Math teaches us that perfection is a place we will only ever see postcards from.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 09:55
The religion market is saturating, mergers are inevitable and future imam and priest demand will be uncertain in the short and long term.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 09:15
The only commandment you need to stay away from shell: exit.

πŸ“… 2024-06-22 @ 08:39
The more you reflect on yourself the less you know who you are.

πŸ“… 2024-06-21 @ 20:57
Most life choices are not dressed up as choices at all!

πŸ“… 2024-06-21 @ 15:41
To jump into cold water is to spend one second suspended in the air tasting inevitability.

πŸ“… 2024-06-21 @ 13:50
Being so oblivious about your future selfs estetic preferences to be able to tattoo stuff on your skin must feel liberating.

πŸ“… 2024-06-21 @ 13:42
Impressed father-in-law by hitting bulls eye with bow and arrow and eyes closed. Not going to attempt this twice.

πŸ“… 2024-06-21 @ 11:12
Life is a struggle between what you want to do, what people around you expect you to do and what yet unwritten history books might want you to do.

πŸ“… 2024-06-20 @ 21:03
If you're uncertain where your mind is at a little archery practise will tell you just how in the moment you are.

πŸ“… 2024-06-20 @ 08:56
School is an important environment to practise failing at things.

πŸ“… 2024-06-20 @ 08:19
My dog seem to be of the mind that the pee stain is always more yellow on the other side of the road.

πŸ“… 2024-06-19 @ 23:15
For me as an introvert to complain about the volume of my neighbors music to their face you better believe it was bloody loud.

πŸ“… 2024-06-19 @ 22:41
It's 2035 and some self-important asshole billionaire has sold the exlusive rights to the moon to an advertising firm. We are all suffering through 30s commercials looking at the night sky.

πŸ“… 2024-06-19 @ 14:40
Lets hope referring to our production environment as "the patient" isn't adding to the karma tab.

πŸ“… 2024-06-19 @ 08:48
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to those times.

πŸ“… 2024-06-18 @ 23:20
Eww is both my web browser and how I feel about the modern web for the most part.

πŸ“… 2024-06-18 @ 23:16
Politicians on average understand just as little about any one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be scary!

πŸ“… 2024-06-18 @ 11:07
Pinza is Pizza for dyslectics.

πŸ“… 2024-06-18 @ 09:02
SchrΓΆdingers technical debt, you don't have it unless you go looking for it.

πŸ“… 2024-06-17 @ 20:35
I want to emphasize I'm so over eating right now.

πŸ“… 2024-06-17 @ 13:28
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A branch-ausaurus!

πŸ“… 2024-06-17 @ 08:01
If the younger generation believe the older generation to be dinosaurs they ought to be more careful.

πŸ“… 2024-06-16 @ 22:46
Google play store is absolute garbage much like amazon is absolute garbage. Its a bloody race to the bottom and we're approaching the goal posts.

πŸ“… 2024-06-16 @ 22:37
Reading random indieweb blogs is soothing as people feel relatable, unlike social media where its just barbies and kens.

πŸ“… 2024-06-16 @ 20:43
Sometimes I wish my legs were shorter so that I would have an easier time to reach my daily 10k steps.

πŸ“… 2024-06-16 @ 20:41
Meatsallad is really pushing the concept of a sallad but its delicious regardless.

πŸ“… 2024-06-15 @ 23:02
I know I can't possibly run from my problems, I can't even run from my extra kilos.

πŸ“… 2024-06-15 @ 16:04
The what-if phase of software development is the best phase regardless of what comes next.

πŸ“… 2024-06-15 @ 10:36
Shaving always leave me feeling 10 grams lighter and 10 years younger, highly recommended.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 23:37
Fell asleep after work on the sofa hugging my dog, still unclear who enjoyed that the most.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 23:33
If I have already peaked it must have been a really small peak for sure.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 22:22
My father-in-law muttering to my mother-in-law: it's taking too long for the murder to happen (he's reading a thriller).

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 22:16
I can enjoy tea but I crave coffee.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 22:11
Acutely aware that the rest of my life has already commenced with me still searching for the map.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 22:08
Lies are on average longer and more wordy than truths, beware of long winding explanations.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 13:23
If my robot lawn mower deems itself done after 10 minutes of work, who am I to question its work morale?

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 11:22
The more abstract and complex the problem the more assertive and certain the problem solver yielding complexity as a shield against any critisism of the proposed solution.

πŸ“… 2024-06-14 @ 08:46
Having a dog enables enjoying solitude without looking like a weirdo out on his own.

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 23:10
The old web was never lost, it just couldn't compete for our attention.

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 21:11
My dog rests her head in my lap as if shes saying this one is mine, all mine. She may well be right about that.

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 21:02
That fame is even a factor in elections to public office is a disgrace, that it may be the only factor for parts of the electorate is a disaster.

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 14:46
Invite complexity into your life and soon you will be paying rent to it!

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 09:29
Perfection only exists in the abscence of competition.

πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 07:08
Every morning waking up I have to piece together what I did yesterday to keep traveling in a straight line.

πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 21:22
Finally got around to implement per tag thoughts slowing down the build five fold only to speed it up five times again by utilising all cores.

πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 17:22
AI just doesn't spark joy, I wonder if Marie Kondo would have anything to suggest?


πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 14:08
If Leonardo da Vinci could fake it until he made it then so can you!

πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 11:25
If you ever feel like a failure remember that really stupid people never make mistakes they just operate.

πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 10:34
Excuses leave through the mouth, that's why they're more persuasive still lingering in your head.

πŸ“… 2024-06-12 @ 09:21
Luxury is not something you afford, it's something someone else will never dream to own.

πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 22:00
Let's cut to the chase and introduce a modern grading system based on internationally recognized emojis.

πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 15:16
It's perculiar how most of the things that make life enjoyable is also going to kill you in the end.

πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 13:25
Focus is a shy and delicate animal it can only ever flourish in quiet, out of sight.

πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 09:33
For every opinion you hold to be true or important there is some weirdo lurking online with the complete opposite belief, you are also someones weirdo!

πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 09:20
TIL: bash has builtin macro recording with the usual emacs inspired shortcuts!