(macroexpand 'brain)



📅 2024-06-11 @ 09:16
It's the marketing department, it's always the damned marketing department!


📅 2024-06-10 @ 13:04
People say they despise career politicians because they have never held a real job. Do they not know they are all sheep farmers?


📅 2024-06-10 @ 12:57
No matter how much a man learns it won't make a dent on the mountain of ignorance he carries on his back.


📅 2024-06-10 @ 10:55
What are the chances of winning the in-laws lottery?


📅 2024-06-10 @ 09:41
A people can only be truely ruled by first destroying its imagination.


📅 2024-06-09 @ 19:15
Family life is where focus goes do die.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 22:49
Shoutout to all my geek philosophers, in vino sulfitas my dudes!



📅 2024-06-08 @ 18:44
Bittorrent pirates should only be judged by a jury of their peers, they would always acquit!


📅 2024-06-08 @ 14:03
Sometimes the only surefire way to have your dog come to you is to run away from it.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 10:44
If news is breaking we ought to fix it but it can probably wait until tomorrow.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 10:11
Paid products sneaking in ads fills me with inexplicable rage like I was violated, good luck trying to sell me anything that way!



📅 2024-06-08 @ 09:41
Keep the tech stack to a minimum to maximize productivity.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 08:55
Everybody has an asshole in their life, usually since birth.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 08:54
As we get older we grow more and more competent only to have less and less time to yield it. Productive output is a constant.



📅 2024-06-07 @ 23:03
What kind of animal doesn't love dogs!


📅 2024-06-07 @ 22:58
What I truely need is a flat line what the world is telling me to strive for is an exponential curve.


📅 2024-06-07 @ 16:35
A hammock instantly transforms any clearing into a cozy living room.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 20:17
Arch enemy thy name is sibling.


📅 2024-06-06 @ 17:01
Listening to 99 Luftballons thinking about how to commemorate my 100th thought!


📅 2024-06-06 @ 14:50
With the invention of AI we can achieve complete human poisoning - artificial flavours for the body and artificial intelligence for the mind.

#ai


📅 2024-06-06 @ 12:34
Opinions are like balloons, mostly they deflate with time, sometimes they pop. If you let go they fly away.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 10:53
Anticipating the invention of a revolution without the human suffering, death and destruction.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 10:47
Startups need to be "innovative" because they have accomplished nothing. They can be "agile" because they have accomplished nothing.



📅 2024-06-05 @ 23:45
The trolley problem only serves to desensitize would be philosophers.



📅 2024-06-05 @ 23:27
Google must be terrified about the gemini protocol to name their new large language model in this way.

#ai


📅 2024-06-05 @ 12:53
Adding nuclear detterence to my core beliefs.



📅 2024-06-05 @ 12:52
Why would anybody not want to force push their changes to the masters of this world?


📅 2024-06-05 @ 12:51
If anything running decreases my speed of thought, as I approach lightspeed I anticipate it will halt alltogether.



📅 2024-06-05 @ 12:50
If my lawn mower robot is digging a hole in the lawn instead of cutting the grass it probably has its reasons.


📅 2024-06-05 @ 10:19
Emacs and I know each other so well that Emacs is even M-/ finishing my sentences.


📅 2024-06-05 @ 09:31
Obligatory: You'll find my thoughts on this web page, your rss app or wherever you get my thoughts!



📅 2024-06-04 @ 18:12
Context is overrated in cases like these.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 15:03
Speaking with authority becomes redundant when the idea spoken is sound and true.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 14:02
Hoarse from shouting at all these neighsayers!



📅 2024-06-04 @ 13:58
They are called regular expressions because of how frequently they come to our (rescue|demise).



📅 2024-06-04 @ 13:01
Software development is all about forseeing problems that never will manifest while resolving those that were never forseen.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:55
Somewhere there is a graveyard for every thought that was never written down.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:53
Walking is to thinking as sleeping is to dreaming.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:52
Knowledge is a blindfold on imagination.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:51
New parliamentary title just dropped: amplifier of the house.


📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:50
A picture says more than a thousand words - exif headers can be quite large.


📅 2024-06-04 @ 12:09
The hills I will die defending are diverse and mundane.



📅 2024-06-04 @ 11:55
Tolerance is a labyrinth with many dead ends.


📅 2024-06-04 @ 11:36
As long as we are banning the hijab, can we do the wimple next and what about socks and sandals?


📅 2024-06-04 @ 10:49
I might be paranoid but why is the spotify pause button so slow to register during commercials?



📅 2024-06-04 @ 10:24
FAKE OUTRAGE IS THE WORST KIND OF OUTRAGE!!!



📅 2024-06-03 @ 23:12
Emacs in your pocket - after all isn't this what mankind was always set out to accomplish?


📅 2024-06-03 @ 23:06
Absolutely amazing how many websites are still perfectly navigable using text only browsers.



📅 2024-06-03 @ 14:28
I'm supermotivated, just in the opposite direction that's all!



📅 2024-06-03 @ 14:19
If there are any Gods they are blissfully unaware of us, much like my boss at work.


📅 2024-06-03 @ 14:16
Life without chillies is simply no life at all.



📅 2024-06-03 @ 09:56
Looking at the bell curve and the lorenz curve I sense something has gone awry.


📅 2024-06-02 @ 20:06
Why is it called moving house when the house stays put?



📅 2024-06-02 @ 20:04
Every day I don't read the news I feel my spirit rising.


📅 2024-06-02 @ 16:01
GLADHD - the diagnose we all really need!



📅 2024-06-01 @ 18:54
Priesthood - the middle management of organized religion, just think about it!


📅 2024-06-01 @ 15:29
Boredom is the garden of creativity.



📅 2024-06-01 @ 08:27
The market value of human life fluctuates wildly, still I would invest!



📅 2024-05-31 @ 23:18
My wife is having none of it - she's having a period, PERIOD!



📅 2024-05-31 @ 14:58
Have we verified that randomness is not just the observations of prime numbers making out?


📅 2024-05-31 @ 13:04
You're never poor only ever temporarily without money!



📅 2024-05-31 @ 13:03
I can live on breakfast alone as long as I can have it three times per day.



📅 2024-05-31 @ 09:54
Influencer? Oh you mean mindless greedy marketing whore, got it!



📅 2024-05-31 @ 09:01
Podcast commercials are the worst, can we please stop with them? kthxbye.



📅 2024-05-30 @ 22:43
I'm editing html code on my phone with onscreen keyboard in emacs running in termux utilizing web-mode and enjoying it!


📅 2024-05-30 @ 18:47
That one colleague that always agrees with everything you say but end up doing the opposite every time.


📅 2024-05-30 @ 07:30
Behind every care free child is a hard working parent handling everything for them.



📅 2024-05-29 @ 16:27
I believe I have now pulled off both accessibility and legacy browser support for this site!


📅 2024-05-29 @ 13:52
Software development is gardening, weeds once introduced will spread mercilessly.



📅 2024-05-29 @ 13:36
Future requirements are always going to be incompatible with the design no matter what.



📅 2024-05-28 @ 12:54
I teach my dog tricks and my dog teaches me patience.


📅 2024-05-28 @ 12:53
Humanity is a victim of its own success.



📅 2024-05-28 @ 11:28
What is it about not knowing why we exists that makes people come up with obviously false explanations for themselves?


📅 2024-05-27 @ 22:40
Sometimes, knowing the solution from the get go takes all the fun out of the task.



📅 2024-05-26 @ 22:13
A single glance holds the potential of a thousand outcomes.



📅 2024-05-26 @ 22:04
Make sure you always cleanup for your own sake and nobody elses.



📅 2024-05-26 @ 17:04
I have been mismanaging my friendships for ages and now I fear they all might have sailed!



📅 2024-05-25 @ 19:07
Middle class life is very comfortable and quite boring. It would either take much more or much less money to make it interesting.



📅 2024-05-25 @ 10:10
Coffee is an alien that wears you like a costume.



📅 2024-05-25 @ 10:06
It feels like everyone and their cat has ADHD and I'm the only one that oh look!



📅 2024-05-24 @ 22:16
Hacking on my thought collection page from within termux on my phone, yes I'm that much of a nerd!


📅 2024-05-24 @ 15:54
I can't stay angry at my dog for more than 5 seconds at a time.


📅 2024-05-23 @ 08:03
Hey AI! Train on this: 𓂸.

#ai


📅 2024-05-23 @ 08:01
It's ok, I also used to have a high horse in my hay days.



📅 2024-05-23 @ 07:42
Nothing is as haunting as expectations of perfection.



📅 2024-05-21 @ 22:42
Those limited edition flavours you've been enjoying were really just fabrication mishaps that ended up at the marketing departement.



📅 2024-05-21 @ 17:01
It's easier to recognize your own faults when they are mirrored in someone else.



📅 2024-05-21 @ 07:57
Idiocy provides much needed contrast to the image of perfection.



📅 2024-05-20 @ 21:28
The AI training data has exposed us all for what we really are, dead certain and wrong about most things.

#ai


📅 2024-05-20 @ 07:55
Coffee beans with best before date written in large and roast date written in small is such a scam; it ought to be the other way around!



📅 2024-05-19 @ 14:55
I got myself a new watch without a date, only time will tell if I like it.



📅 2024-05-18 @ 22:05
Adding -ism to then end of any word is a sure way to make it at least 15% more sophisticated, this is a percentism.



📅 2024-05-18 @ 13:44
Changing the world only takes overcoming the inertia of one self times 8.1 billion.



📅 2024-05-18 @ 13:42
The problem with Democracy is that there is so little of it going around.



📅 2024-05-18 @ 13:41
Religion is fairytales for never grown ups.


📅 2024-05-18 @ 10:50
Imagine had Hitler been a grammar nazi instead of an actual.


📅 2024-05-17 @ 13:17
I don't necessarily suspect that ice cream is the solution to all my problems, but I happen to subscribe to the scientific method.



📅 2024-05-17 @ 08:11
According to my research, buying and wearing shredded jeans is cultural appropriation of poor people.


📅 2024-05-16 @ 13:14
Money, proud sponsor of ignorance everywhere since forever.



📅 2024-05-16 @ 13:13
Success is just make up, underneath it every achievement looks like the true failure it ever was.