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are you fucking kidding me?
If your software project is not a mess it only means its
not yet ripe, give it time.
Google Family Link is so bad I can only assume malice at
this point.
Specs is always the worst part of any project and mocks and
stubs are the worst parts of any spec.
The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute
snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior
experiences thereof.
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from
Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a
keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer
is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to
the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands
for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as
benign as it sounds.
The --force option is upsetting to many people who have
been forced to do something, mainly children.
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to
those times.
Politicians on average understand just as little about any
one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be
scary!
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A
branch-ausaurus!
Google play store is absolute garbage much like amazon is
absolute garbage. Its a bloody race to the bottom and we're
approaching the goal posts.
The what-if phase of software development is the best phase
regardless of what comes next.
The old web was never lost, it just couldn't compete for
our attention.
TIL: bash has builtin macro recording with the usual emacs
inspired shortcuts!
Keep the tech stack to a minimum to maximize productivity.