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πŸ“… 2024-10-08 @ 09:37
If your software project is not a mess it only means its not yet ripe, give it time.


πŸ“… 2024-09-25 @ 15:34
Some people compare software development to legos, what they don't often say is that the pieces are more often than not of the wrong shape or colour for the task you're trying to accomplish.


πŸ“… 2024-09-17 @ 11:40
My boss and co-workers were so preoccupied with whether they should that they never stopped to wonder if they actually could.


πŸ“… 2024-09-13 @ 11:36
There is a certain elegance to these solutions that never would have been if not for piecemeal system growth. I can appreciate their ludicrous complexity in the abstract.


πŸ“… 2024-09-04 @ 11:47
Taking the compulsive compliance asserting course at work is just me trying to click buttons in shortest amount of time possible.


πŸ“… 2024-09-02 @ 13:15
Employee recognition schemes are truely awful for anyone not getting recognized, I would think they are on the whole net negative.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:36
Specs is always the worst part of any project and mocks and stubs are the worst parts of any spec.


πŸ“… 2024-08-27 @ 15:31
Effective project leaders are much like yetis, you can make what you want out of that.


πŸ“… 2024-08-14 @ 11:36
The two most popular adhesive tapes used at my work is red tape and duct tape.


πŸ“… 2024-08-09 @ 09:05
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all about drinking coffee.


πŸ“… 2024-08-07 @ 10:59
Working as a software developer is all about translation; translating ideas into code, translating lousy ideas into passable ones, translating hours at a desk into poor posture and body aches.


πŸ“… 2024-08-05 @ 09:42
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily stupidity of corporate procedures.


πŸ“… 2024-07-04 @ 13:32
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.


πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 08:42
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep down I will never revisit.


πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 09:11
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 15:00
My productivity is a delicate ecosystem sustained by silence and coffee.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 08:39
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as benign as it sounds.


πŸ“… 2024-06-19 @ 14:40
Lets hope referring to our production environment as "the patient" isn't adding to the karma tab.


πŸ“… 2024-06-18 @ 09:02
SchrΓΆdingers technical debt, you don't have it unless you go looking for it.


πŸ“… 2024-06-17 @ 13:28
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A branch-ausaurus!


πŸ“… 2024-06-13 @ 14:46
Invite complexity into your life and soon you will be paying rent to it!


πŸ“… 2024-06-11 @ 09:16
It's the marketing department, it's always the damned marketing department!


πŸ“… 2024-06-03 @ 14:19
If there are any Gods they are blissfully unaware of us, much like my boss at work.


πŸ“… 2024-05-30 @ 18:47
That one colleague that always agrees with everything you say but end up doing the opposite every time.