Enjoy your shit sandwich americans!
Attempting to delegate work will only leave you inheriting
someone elses mess.
With enough work anything is possible, but this is also
true with sufficiently lowered expectations.
Sometimes it's hard to know if you really miss a decade
itself or who you used to be back then.
Solve a captcha to be allowed to login to a paid service,
are you fucking kidding me?
If your software project is not a mess it only means its
not yet ripe, give it time.
Attain knowledge to level up only to end up spawning more
idiots all around you, such is life.
Death and taxes has a nice ring to it until you realise
that taxes don't apply to the rich and they're still
working on the immortality bit.
Some people compare software development to legos, what
they don't often say is that the pieces are more often than
not of the wrong shape or colour for the task you're trying
to accomplish.
Relative and absolute arguments are incompatible, there is
no way to bridge them and preserve a coherent discussion.
My boss and co-workers were so preoccupied with whether
they should that they never stopped to wonder if they
actually could.
The mental picture of Putin wearing a diaper and playing
with red crayons on the floor.
There is a certain elegance to these solutions that never
would have been if not for piecemeal system growth. I can
appreciate their ludicrous complexity in the abstract.
I have a feeling this one trick pony is done carrying this
poor excuse for a human being back to the white house.
I'm a collector of hobbies, I really ought to focus my
attention but somebody has to specialise in generalism.
We all do what we must to distract ourselves from the fact
that we are no longer young.
Some obsessions just feel pretty good.
The simpler my pleasures the greater my wealth.
Taking the compulsive compliance asserting course at work
is just me trying to click buttons in shortest amount of
time possible.
My lawnmower knows no boundaries, it's a free spirit.
Employee recognition schemes are truely awful for anyone
not getting recognized, I would think they are on the whole
net negative.
The people who will criticise you for putting cream in your
carbonara don't even know to use curry in their bolognese!
Scoop: I love chicken soup.
I don't believe I have ever regretted not joining a
customer club.
Google Family Link is so bad I can only assume malice at
this point.
Specs is always the worst part of any project and mocks and
stubs are the worst parts of any spec.
Effective project leaders are much like yetis, you can make
what you want out of that.
I wonder if people being full of themselves is something
that is contagious and just has infected everyone or just
the natural order of things.
Parenting would be far easier had not so many parents
already left walk over from the very beginning.
Life is only deemed precious in times when doing so is
considered affordable.
The promise of a rainy day is to do pretty much nothing
without feeling too bad about it.
The people who are prone to radicalism are by nature not
interested in finding non-violent solutions, the violence
is already the end goal.
Justice is certainly not a given, but it is a comfort
knowing every bloody asshole of this world is going down
one way or another given enough time.
Banks offering a service that requires the adults to
accompany a minor during the banks office hours that just
happen to coincide with school and normal peoples work
hours.
Urges are deep sea creatures, perpetually biding their time
below, waiting for the most opportune moment to drag you
under.
Hangry already in anticipation of returning to my diet.
My robot mower successfully docked itself tonight, they
grow up so fast!
The things I know about Emacs is only surpassed by the
things I am yet to discover about Emacs.
My age just caught up with my shoe size, now what?
Adventure never did meet Comfort.
Extremism is taking the easy path.
Even when less is more, just about right remains just about
right.
Even though you are just an extra in most peoples lives at
least you made it to the big screen.
The two most popular adhesive tapes used at my work is red
tape and duct tape.
Let the extra kilos go, if they were ever truly love
handles they will find their way back.
Scarcity is the desire multipier.
Egoists are particulary narrow minded humanists.
Snakes are really hard working animals, they're all about
making ends meet.
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all
about drinking coffee.
I'm a not practising minimalist.
In the fight between heart and mind the mind is left
wondering what the hell just happened.
Sometimes it feels like I don't have enough time for my
watch collection!
My robot lawn mower has taken on extra work as an apple
purée machine, it has ambitions beyond the upkeep of my
garden!
Working as a software developer is all about translation;
translating ideas into code, translating lousy ideas into
passable ones, translating hours at a desk into poor
posture and body aches.
The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute
snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior
experiences thereof.
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently
considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to
pleasure way.
I must admit I am gloating at the notion that AI has hit a
wall, what humanist could ever be rooting for AI?
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily
stupidity of corporate procedures.
I am a soft kernel of dreams within a hard shell of musts.
Teaching myself moderation might be my most extreme
endeavour to date.
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors
of human freedom.
Apologies to my body, I had the best of intentions
attempting to work out!
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on
top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity
collapses on top of itself.
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear
weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.
It seems there was a jungle hiding inside my garden all
this time and all it needed was for me to go on vacation
for a few weeks.
The available emacs solutions to problems I don't have
makes me longing for more problems of my own.
Taking things overly literally is a source of amusement.
With knowledge comes dissapointment in others.
Parting is the only way you get to see someone again.
I believe everyone need to stuff themselves full and get
slightly tipsy once in a while.
Morning coffee and silence is the foundation on which a new
day is built.
Watching my dogs reaction to breaking news I've concluded
my dog is on to something.
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his
way to power again right now.
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too
old, who will save us? Look it's
Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from
Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a
keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer
is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.
An all you can eat buffé makes it sound like either a
competition or someone emptying their fridge of anything
still edible.
A dog treat you in accordance with your treats.
Fighting between siblings is part asserting of dominance,
part entertainment, never does it make sense to the casual
observer.
Speaking another language is like becoming another person,
perhaps we're only ourselves when quiet.
Eating is a ritual that informs the stomach of the current
time.
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.
That which is practical is never going to be sexy, these
qualities are just incongruent.
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!
We should rename the bird Türkiye just to mess with a
certain autocrat.
Intermittent eating and the worrying diet is not for
everyone, always consult your doctor.
Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable
genius.
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you
sign, that's how they get you!
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.
Web pages that don't render properly in eww are rarely
worth the visit.
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep
down I will never revisit.
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold
yourselves and start listening to the argument that is
being made in your name.
A firm opinion is only possible with a weak analysis.
Had your life come with history commands would you be more
inclined to undo or redo?
Coincidentally the canine God is called Namuh.
Thanks to AI instead of waiting for a slow response you get
a prompt one!
The bond between man and dog is a strong one and usually
comes in lengths of 3 or 5 meters.
Welcome to media without the social!
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to
the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.